Wednesday, October 31, 2007
hello it has been quite a long time i have posted a post.
a lazy bug just got into me
argh.
argh.
argh.
argh.
mayb i have been too crazy watching anime..
btw bck to da subject.
i haf a new blogskin!!
althou i dun realy like it
althou i dun realy like it
o well
but a least it looks alive.
not so dead
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ahh. today mr tay make us make a card for mrs dillion.
haix
and shit.
i forgot what to bring tomoro
great.
o well . this is my sis's fren write de skit. super duper funni. dun get angry wif moii hor amanda..
RiceFlies by michelle from AHS:
Huiyi: I'm hungry man.
Amanda: Same, I'm so so hungry. Michelle: Okay... I think I'll eat chicken rice.
Huiyi: Hmm, sounds good...
Amanda: Same, I think I'll eat chicken rice, too!
*The three join the chicken rice queue*
Amanda: Wahhs, this queue is so exuberantly long!
Michelle: Unexuberant...
Huiyi: Sian, only like 10 minutes left to eat leh...
Michelle: Nono, make that like 13 minutes. Not 10. Heh.
Amanda: Exuberance!
Huiyi: Madzuberance. Diao.
Michelle: Lameness.Amanda: Obstruction!
Huiyi: Objection you mean.
Michelle: No, obstruction! You're holding up the queue!
Huiyi: Oh.
*Huiyi gets her chicken rice, Amanda gets here chicken chop and Michelle gets her cha-shao [WTF la. how to spell?] rice*
Amanda: Right, so now where to sit?Huiyi: There, an empty space. Haha.
Michelle: Come on, and, Amanda please eat faster.
Amanda: Who says? I eat very fast already okay, if I eat any faster I will choke!
Huiyi: Literally Obstruction.
Amanda: Wah, the chilli so exuberantly HOT!Michelle: I didn't even know you could eat chilli lor.
Huiyi: Hahaa, hey you know there were rice flies in my rice bin yesterday?Amanda: Whoa, exuberance. They must be yummy! Haha!
Huiyi: RICE FILES ARE NOT YUMMY! lol. Amanda. They keep growing and poping out of my rice :D
Michelle: Growing and popping out of your rice?
Huiyi: Yar.Michelle: Has your mom cleared your rice bin yet?
Huiyi: She said she'll do it this afternoon.
Michelle: Well, I think your rice flies followed you to school.*Points to the chicken rice*
Huiyi: Oh. Wow.Amanda: *Takes her spoon and scoops up the rice flies* They can't be yummy, right?
Huiyi: I didn't say anything like that.
Amanda: Okay. *puts the spoon into her mouth*
Michelle: Ewwwww! Gross! *Turns and pukes*
Huiyi: OMFG! AMANDA I DIDN'T SAY THAT RICE FLIES WERE -Amanda: OMFG! So.... OMFG.... so... !?
Michelle: *Wiping eyes with tears of laughter* Rice flies. OMFG
Amanda: OMFG SO EXUBERANT! *Takes spoon to scoop more* ARGHH! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ALL THESE RICE FLIES!
Michelle: WTF....?
Amanda: *Snatching Huiyi's plate of riceflies-and-chiken rice* Huiyi, if you don't want it, give it to meeeeee!
Huiyi: Er... Okay... AAHHhhhh! Just take those gross rice flies away from me!
Amanda: *Crunch, munch, scoff*
Michelle: Oh look. There's more rice flies on the floor.
Huiyi: Those definitely didn't drop from Amanda's mouth, right?
Michelle: They're all over the place.
Amanda: *Sluuuuuurrrrrrrrp*
Huiyi: Uh-oh.
Michelle: Okay, lets get out, slowly, before they see us and decide to -Amanda: *Stands up roughly, exuberant, and pushes the table over. Michelle and Huiyi fall on the floor* Oh YAY! Ooops, I didn't know I was so strong!
Michelle: *Scrabbling on the floor* Arghhh!
Huiyi: *Scrambling up* Eeeeekkk! So many arr!
Amanda: This looks like a job for....*Trumpets blow an exuberant tune*
Amanda: AMANDA!
Huiyi: *Standing on Michelle, who was still on the floor* Yeah, whatever.
Michelle: *Muffled* Mmmf, mmmmmph, nnphmmmm!
Huiyi: Pardon me?
Michelle: MMMFF!!
Amanda: Forget it. Yay Rice Flies Taste WONDERFUL!! *Takes fork and spoon and puts some rices flies in her mouth*
Huiyi: WTF.
Amanda: *Face turns green and runs to the chiken rice stall, shouting to the stall holder*
Huiyi: Michelle are you okay?
Michelle: *Pushes Huiyi off* No! I couldn't breathe! And those rice flies... *Spits on the floor* ... taste HORRIBLE.
Huiyi: I bet Amanda's off to puke in the toilet.
Michelle: I hope.
Amanda: *runs back with the metal container of gravy, full to the brim* Here we are!
Michelle: OMG!
Amanda: Yea, yea, I know I've grown stronger!
Michelle: Err, its not that... Erm...
Huiyi: You're still okay...?
Michelle: And not puking?
Amanda: Isn't that great!
Michelle: ......
Huiyi: .......
Amanda: *Pours gravy onto the floor* Yay!
Huiyi: What are you doing?
Amanda: *Takes fork and spoon again* I'm still hungry!
Michelle: Didn't your face turn green just now?
Amanda: There wasn't any sauce. Now I can EAT!
Huiyi: Eewwww.
Michelle: Huiyi, I think we'll go first.
Amanda: *mouth full* byes!...*math lesson*
Ms F: You two are late!
Michelle: Sorry, we were kinda... delayed..
Huiyi: Heh. Sorry about that Miss Farah.
Ms F: Where's Amanda?Michelle: Still...
Huiyi: Downstairs...
Michelle: Eating....
Huiyi: Eating.
Michelle: Yea, she's just.. you know.. eating.
Huiyi: Yeah, it's not like she's downstairs gobbling up billions of disgusting rice flies per second or anything.
Ms F: WHAT!?
Michelle: Oh man.
*The whole class rushes down to the canteen*...
Ms F: AMANDA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Amanda: Eating my recess.
Ms F: Don't you know you're late for math lesson!
Amanda: Yeah, but now I feel really really odd.
Ms F: What did you eat?
Amanda: Rice flies.
The 38-37 people behind Ms F : EEEWWWWWW. Gross! Look at all the gravy EVERYWHERE!
Amanda: You wanna try?
Ms F: *Picks one "rice fly" and examines it* No.
Amanda: *scoops more* I think I'm addicted.
Ms F: I think these are baby cockroaches.
Amanda: WHAT!?
~End
lol
this fren of my sis's is really talented in skits. funny ones.
oh. gtg.
need to complete my volume .
okay
bye
bye
bye
^ blah was a Souma @ 5:47 AM^